Funny Jokes
February 7, 2009
Stress Management
Picture yourself near a stream.
Birds are singing in the crisp, cool mountain air.
Nothing can bother you here.
No one knows this secret place. You are in total seclusion from that place called the world.
The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.
The water is clear. You can easily make out the face of the person whose head you’re holding under the water.
There now, feeling better?
How many Manic Depressives does it take to screw a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to keep the first one from sticking his finger in the live socket.
